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24 – Mercenary Edition
Events Occur in Real Time Jack: (On phone) Ngai fafa!!! Tony: (At CTU) What’s the matter Jack? Jack: This has got to be the most confusing interview I’ve ever been on. I’d rather work on stopping 40...
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Diary Of A President
Any resemblance to persons, existing or otherwise, is purely a coincidence 10:00 AM Wake Up #1. Look down approvingly at Winnie The Pooh pyjamas 10:01 Fall Asleep 10:30 Wake up #2. Deny vigorously...
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Fallout
Reverberations of the results of the Armenian fiasco continue to reverberate. We are now the subject of meetings of the European Union and the United States. One of the prospective outcomes of the...
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Dumb And Dumber
Some people are naturally very intelligent. Other people work hard at it. Others are both. Think Albert Einstein. Stephen Hawking. Galileo Gallilei. Leonardo Da Vinci. The chap who came up with sliced...
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Action Drama: The Githongo Tapes
It must be very different being a nabob in the Mwai Kibaki administration. I say this for a number of reasons. Just imagine: Cabinet meetings replete with pistol like shots of elderly knees, elbows and...
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News In Brief
Nowadays news is very boring. Local news at any rate. There’s only so much NARC Kenya, ODM and ODM-K that one can take. The other parties like Ford Kenyan DP, etc are of nuisance value. On the Internet...
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No Fufu For Bill Gates?
Tears have been rolling down my cheeks for the last half an hour after reading that one William Henry Gates III, better known as Bill Gates, had a bit of a problem getting into Nigeria. Apparently the...
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Kisima Cha Giningi 2008
CAST Bwana Msa (Investigator)Gitobu Immanyara (Victim)Police ArtistCommissioner Ali (Police Chief)Eric Kiraithe (Police Spokesman) Bwana Msa, in a simple shirt and a leso wrapped around his midriff,...
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Moving House
So this past weekend, the missus moved house. Aside from lacking a swing inside, the new digs is fantastic, up to and including the huge window on one wall of the living room that overlooks a garden....
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From The Desk Of The Government Spokesman
Fellow Kenyans, My name is Alfred ‘Chemical Ali’ Mutua, Government Spokesman for the Banana Republic of Kenya. My duty is to enlighten the people in Kenya by giving them the facts, not what they think...
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Disclaimer. Fiction. Any relation between the characters below and real people is a pure coincidence. Katumani 1: (Singing) PARAPANDA ZINALIA, PARAPANDA… Ganja 1: Ay. Stop that. And btw get out of my...
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